step 1: stop being and asshole

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failed step 1

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friend: promise you won't tell anyone
me: i promise
me: *tells my mom*

314eater:

im gonna hit the hay
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The World is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die - Wait... What?
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I have this theory that waking up in a car
means that you’re still dreaming.
So if you ever change your mind
and decide that it might be worth the drive, then just drive.

So we just drive, careless and full of smiles
while the radio plays on the way to some basement.
We do it for the sentiment.
It started as a self-asserted promise.
And now the moon hangs low over us
as we travel to some new destination.

I will be okay. Everything.

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burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

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neeneegoose:

#free_69min: ghibli! i worked really hard on these puns okay

neeneegoose:

#free_69min: ghibli! i worked really hard on these puns okay


tempestsylph:


trainofstars:


Strider BrosDirk’s Bro is Pre-scratch Dave ..rightSo that makes..Dave the elder cooler kid right…or is Dirk the elder cooler kid..(eff hussie now I’m all confused.)-also, hence why dave is finally taller-Dirk, I can’t stress this enough I hate drawing your hair. What is it even..


hrrrnnngng

tempestsylph:

trainofstars:

Strider Bros

Dirk’s Bro is Pre-scratch Dave ..right
So that makes..Dave the elder cooler kid right…or is Dirk the elder cooler kid..
(eff hussie now I’m all confused.)

-also, hence why dave is finally taller
-Dirk, I can’t stress this enough I hate drawing your hair. What is it even..

hrrrnnngng

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I wish I hadn’t shown you the darkest parts of me.
I Would Take it All Back (#616: July 21, 2014)

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d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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